Friday, 18 February 2011

MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK




Am I totally insane? How does agreeing with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad almost seem logical at this point? How skewed is my perception of North America? How come CNN seems bizarrely similar to the Maury Povich Show? What the fuck exactly is going on?

Do I just totally trust the wrong international characters? Possibly. However for some reason I feel the former mayor of Tehran is actually a better torch carrier of Democracy© than most. Flexing his sovereign muscle in the face of the United States on the world stage is hella ballsy, and I for one, find it quite refreshing. Challenging the almost scary uncriticizable nations of today deserves some kind of recognition at least.

Twitter should be reserved for celebrity farts in cyberspace and less for e-coup de tats. Questioning the legitimacy of other countries' possession of nuclear missiles, the legitimacy of Israel as a state, questioning September 11, 2001 as the precipice for the massive wars in both Afghanistan and Iraq earn him immediate kook points in Western media, a characterization of a foreign delegate seeking a discourse being both childish and embarrassing to western media outlets. Maybe if he had a show on TLC and/or his own line of fragrance/'leaked' sextape THEN we could finally take him seriously over here.

I thought Obama's America championed unity and an attempt at international acceptance? Did Canada send the diplomatic equivalent of Hellen Keller to the United Nations? Why are our draft picks at the U.N. leaving the building as soon as the president of Iran starts speaking? Are they fucking lazy volunteers? What the hell is going on here? Aren't they at least curious as to what he might have to say? Is it an appropriate protest or an exercise of ignorance? What happened to extending the peace loving hand to the Arab world?

**I guess it doesn't matter since this blog post is almost 5 months old, annnnd the Middle East has essentially turned into Dick Cheney's masturbatory vision of 'democratic' dominoes. But honestly, listen to this little mixtape, I can make it all make sense, I swear..

King Gheedorah - G Force Part 2


Public Enemy - Show Em What You Got


Boogie Down Productions - Jack of Spades


Big Pun - Twinz f. Fat Joe


Organized Konfusion - The Extinction Agenda


Thursday, 10 February 2011